Thanks to all of the beautiful humans that clicked on the “heart” icon to like last week’s newsletter or who shared it by clicking on the “box with the arrow” icon.
This past week we had more 10x more “views” of this newsletter than we had subscribers which is insane.
Feel free to forward and share this with people who you think would get a thrill from being part of our exclusive little ghetto on the internet.
I’d like to go back and write something super witty and clever, but it’s 2:30am and for some inexplicable reason, as I was finishing off this newsletter, I hit CTRL-A and then delete… All gone.
I lost a full hour’s work and all sorts of witty, clever commentary.
Substack doesn’t have the ability to go back and recovery a point in time draft like Medium does - what I would have given for that feature about ten minutes ago.
I went downstairs into the basement where our home gym is and aggressively benchpressed 200lbs a few times… My first choice was to smash into some leftover Popeye’s Chicken… My arteries will send me a thank you note tomorrow, I’m sure.
Anyway, let’s get to the links of smut before I throw my keyboard at the wall.
This week, the lovely Demeter deLune published her first articles on my publication, “Sexual Tendencies” (SexTend) and it was a winner. It had everything, intrigue, narrative, and three-way action with some girl-on-girl stuff. Cha Ching!
Check out this great story by clicking here.
And Louise Sawyer is back on “SexTend” this week with another spicey piece of business - this is another hot threesome… Seriously, what was in the water this week?
This story was, as Borat would say, “Very nice!” Click here to read it!
What if I told you that the secret to having a ridiculously good sex life could be boiled down to just a few simple ideas?
Ok, that’s what I did this week - four simple things, that’s all you need to remember.
You can click here to read what my four keys to incredibly satisfying sex are.
A few years back, Mrs DJ (Mel), had a friend whose marriage broke down suddenly and she ended up staying with us for about six months… Then this friend asked to stay for another six months.
I said I’d agree only on the condition that she become my concubine.
Click here to find out how that worked out for me.
I had a busy week at work and personally, but I still managed to churn out a ton of new stories on Medium - I have to say, I even surprised myself.
Click on the images to read the stories.
On occasion, to do something a bit different, I will write and publish some pieces that aren’t overly sexy or smutty. These pieces either resonate with me personally or I think people reading them may take away something useful.
Letters! We get stacks and stacks of letters… We get MAIL!!!
Ok, I stole that line from David Letterman’s old show, but it’s true, that for some reason, people send questions and comments to a random guy that writes smut on the internet (me) for advice and guidance.
Every second Monday, I answer some of these poor misguided souls.
Ok… This is the part that I got to last time when for some reason my fingers decided that it would be cool to delete the entire newsletter. Yikes.
I’m being super careful this time.
Anyway, thanks for reading and if you visit the stories contained in this newsletter, remember to “clap” on Medium, that’s how they determine how much gold bullion to put into the armored car that they send to our homes once a month to pay us.
I need another platinum fur-lined toilet, so if you could clap a lot, that would be swell.
See You Next Week,
DJ.